God starts Queen's Bentley

Well, so this report on the BBC News website alludes.

Bishop Cottrell said he was standing with the Queen waiting for the Bentley to pick her up.

He said: "He [the chauffeur] got into the car, put the key into the ignition and it made that kind of throaty rasping noise that cars make when they are not going to start.

"So he tried again and again it makes the noise... three or four times.

"At this point, really for a bit of fun, I just took a little step forward and made a blessing over the car, which got a laugh from the crowd. 

"The chauffeur tried the key again and it started. So then there was a great round of applause."

Surprisingly, the bishop didn't make a song and dance about vehicular intercessory blessings.

"It is one of those nice little incidents," he said. "We all saw the funny side of it."

Drunk air passenger bound and gagged - VIDEO

All people concerned here are heroes. The descendants of the Wright brothers have every right to be proud of their ancestor's legacy.

Skeptical graffiti

Subject: Sceptical graffiti.

Example: "Heisenberg might have been here."

Mission: What you got?

Here are a couple more to whet your appetite.

Evolution update!

Giraffes are evolving into monkeys. Creationists are concerned for the future existence of giraffes. [source]



Reports of faeces-flinging girapanzees (Pan giraffa camelopardalis) are not yet confirmed, although there is documented evidence that the new species displays a fondness for bananas

Commercial concerns

Concern has been expressed by the CAU (Chimpanzee's Actors Union) that the onset of evolutionary competitors may undermine their long-standing contract with PG Tips as tea drinking girapanzees seek to gain a foothold in what has traditionally been recognized as a chimpanzee-only stronghold.

Chimpanzee' concerns are not with out basis, the CAU has claimed, as competition from other 'lower order' primates has been witnessed in recent years.

MyGodlessLife.com cannot confirm which of the 'lower-order' primates the CAU was referring to.

What is wrong with this picture?

Click image to embiggen

And, No. It is not shooped.

Check it out for yourself at 

http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Lysdexia

I can't quite work out if they are just trying to be helpful, a harmless Easter Egg or just a sinister piss-take.

Do you know any cool Easter Eggs? I could do with a break from theology and politics for a day or two.

Website Update:: New 'Image' page added

I have been planning on adding an 'Images' page for a long time, but never quite had the time to do. That said, I didn't count on just how easy it would be to integrate a PicasaWeb embedded slideshow into my pages.

Not so many images at the moment, but I would love to hear from you if you feel there is an image you feel really should be added to the folders.

At the moment, there is only one category (funnies), but if you think I should start another category, just drop me a line in the comments and I'll see what I can do.

You can find the new 'Images' page on the menu at the top of each page, or by clicking here.

A theistic solution to gay sex

Kudos to GodAndSon with a tip o' the hat to Hemant Mehta

Romney squeezes out Santorum

Source: Spreading Santorum

This is, of course a reference to th narrow win Romney acheived in the Iowa caucuses, but for the uninitiated, former Sen. Santorum's name has become synonymous with a phenomenon that perhaps he would rather not be associated with. Urban Dictionary spells it out for you.


Probably 'Not Safe For Work'.

Installing husband... Please wait.

A woman writes to I.T. Technical Support.


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as News 5.0, Money 3.0 and Sport 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Defrag 2.6 simply crashes the system..

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed...


Reply, after the break...

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future

A man named Eloi Cole from the future who claims there are no countries where he comes from, was arrested at CERN whilst rummaging through trash cans looking for fuel to power his blender-appearing 'time machine power unit'.


The bow tie-wearing and overly-tweeded man claimed to have come from the future to warn us about a disturbing future that comes into existence after the discovery of the Higg's boson at the nuclear accelerator research centre in Switzerland.

"The discovery of the  Higg's boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hell-hole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

Not all bat-shittery is disturbing, but a future dominated by Nestlé and their infernal confections should worry us all.